That is the first part to a lyric in Fergie's; Big Girls Don't Cry! I know this song like the back of my hand...why? Because I sang it every Thursday for 6 months at a bar I worked at. Yes...that's right! Karaoke every Thursday. It was a dream. My dream!
I was watching American Idol last night. I love it and I hate it. I love it because I almost pee my pants of laughter. I hate it because I should TOTALLY be on that show. I WOULD be the next American Idol.
I can see a few of you scratching your heads....why doesn't she just try out for Canadian Idol. To that I have to say....NO...Canadian Idol sucks ass. No one ever becomes a famous rock star from that show.
So...while I am watching the show...I start to think about how I can get on it. I know the rules. You have to be an American citizen? How does that work? How does one become an American citizen. I have family in San Diego. I could go and live with them. I could be legally adopted by them. But then...am I too old? Is there an age limit for this show? I feel like there might be. How could I fudge my age. F^%$...do I already have to start lying about that? I am too young to have to start lying about my age. Can someone get me a fake Id?
There was this one dude...strange kid. Big red fro....sort of special....short bus special. He sang Bohemian Rhapsody. Brilliant!! But I can do it better! He gets to go to Hollywood. What about me?
