So...I know I mentioned yesterday that I was back on Eharmony and that I have a date on Monday. This is still the case. Why I am bringing this up is because I am sure I have now hit the phase in a cycle that is all about men.
Last night I had a customer profess his undying love for me. He did say that I had hurt him in the past because he believed that there was something between us...LMAO! I did laugh out loud right in his face. I am not mean...but when someone puts that out there and it really couldn't be further from the truth...it really does make me laugh. How can someone be so diluted? Anywho I managed to smooth that one out. I had another customer tell me that he wants me to be his 'wifey', as in be in a monogamous relationship. This one wasn't so brutal. He is absolutely adorable but too young for me and he really is lacking in ambition. Actually, I want to take that back because he is very ambitious to propose such a thing to me. I would say that he is simply not a suitable suitor. I did tell him that I adore him...as a customer and that he will always be a special person to me. He was satisfied with that! Then, my bff came in with a friend of hers...he definitely caught my attention. He is a bit of a hyper guy, but incredibly intelligent, sharp and totally hot. He didn't ask me out...but he did ask for my number. Who knows what will happen with that! Then, there is this guy...who has been a long time customer of mine from last year and this year and now he is a friend. He is totally special. LOL! He is handsome and fun and smart (high school teacher) and very well rounded...he has potential, BUT...I am very aware that he is a ladies man and that kind of kills the spark for me. He has been asking me out frequently as of late. I don't know what to do with this really! I would say yes to him...but I fear that I would be just another notch on the belt. Will hold back on this one....let him work for a date! Finally, there is this guy who is mind blowing sober. He really blows it all when he gets drunk. He has asked me out a couple times...and of course I share my rule with him and everyone else. He is totally awesome but after just a few pints he gets obnoxious. I don't like it! I did tell him...that if I was to ever accept a date...it would be a date sans alcohol.
And so there it is folks. I could be getting tons of action if I just forgot about my rule. Uggghhhh! FACK! I am actually boiling all that down to 2 options. Only one of them is actually boyfriend material. The other one would simply be a lot of fun to play with. Hmmmm....what to do?!!!
If you any of you have any suggestions...please do share! xo P
