Shitty Buzzzzzzzzzzzz

So, I am at work....just got in! Spent the car ride here thinking about what I am going to write about this morning...and all I can really think about is......how much mucous there is in my sinus and chest. It is really quite disgusting if I may say so myself.

I have been battling this cold since Sunday and it hasn't gotten any better. I am sure my evening of drinking on Tuesday didn't help much. LOL

Here's a fun fact about me;
When I get really really really drunk....I chew my nails. I generally have really beautiful manicured nails....but since Tuesday....they have been anything but nice. I am avoiding my manicurist at all costs....until I have gotten some growth back...lol!! I chewed them to the quick...and now they are sore. Why does this happen? Does anyone know? Here's the kicker....I left my pinkie nails alone...lmao!!!! They are nice and long and now this makes my hands look odd....almost like in the movies when a coke head or dealer has the really long pinkie nail so as to be able to snort some shiznit from it. GROSS!!!!!! With that said, I am going to go home and trim that shit tonight! So not the image I am trying to represent...lol!

Moving along, I haven't been able to workout since I have been sick plus I was nurturing a messed up back from last weekend. That seems to be in order...but seeing as I can barely breathe....there is no hope for working out!!! POOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! It really does suck people! I feel sort of decrepit and like a wilted flower. Need my energy back!!!!

On a very exciting note; I start the second part of the real estate program next week! YAYYYYYY!!!! Once step closer to selling real estate. I hope all of you that are considering purchasing or buying...are getting ready for me!!! LOL

Kisses to all! xo

My apologies!!!

I realize that I was MIA yesterday....but I have a very good reason folks.

My absolutely dearest bff is in town from Europe for only 2 weeks...of which I only get to see her 4 times. Not nearly enough time....!!

So yesterday she arrives at my house by 10am and we spend some much needed quality time together catching up. Absolutely delightful! We then proceed to have brunch with my mom which was also fabulous. From there we go downtown to see the George Stroumboulopoulos show. What an experience people! I thoroughly enjoyed it...so much so....that I definitely am going to go see another show...live!! This guy is as sharp as a tack man. Super super savvy.....he knows what's going on!! He was interviewing Peter Mansbridge....also an incredible person. After the taping of the show....George stuck around to answer questions and take pictures. Now...my bff....happens to have a superlative crush on this guy. I was hoping she could take a pic of George and I.....but I could see she could barely hold the camera...lmao!!! She also got his autograph...lol!!! Get this....she invited him to join us for drinks...lol!!! He said he would try......ya right! She believed him and we almost had to plan the rest of the evening based on the notion that he could very well show up!!!! Love you girl.....but NO WAY!!!!

So after pics were shot and autographs were given...the girl and I go to the first bar called Paese on King...for some wine and snacks. MMMMM!!!! So great!!! I would totally post some pics...but they are on my girl's camera...and I have to wait for her to upload them. We were there for a couple hours.....4 glasses of wine and a pizza later....we move onto the next bar where we were supposed to meet the rest of the team. Well...it seems that my bff doesn't do her homework when planning events....cause she chose a bar that was closed yesterday. LOL  So we had to communicate to her team that we were going to all meet somewhere else; this bar is called Brasaii and it is absolutely amazing. So so so beautiful and just friggin awesome. Definitely a repeat. After a couple glasses of wine there....we move on to the next bar called The Hideout. Another kick ass bar. My goodness.....3 for 3 man! Good times! We camped out there for the rest of the evening. There was a dude playing guitar singing whatever you wanted to hear. So great! Got him singing some STP, some sublime, some Bob......all the while...I was gettin down on the dance floor, sometimes all by myself...LOL...sometimes with a team member.

My bff and I capped off the evening with some much needed street meat...at least for me, she had a veggie dog...lol! Then it was off to bed.

How do I feel on this fine sunny morning? Slightly hungover....but in great spirits!

So great to have you home sunshine!!!!! See you this weekend!

There are no excuses!

Happy Monday folks. Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend.

What can I say about my weekend...lol?!!!

Friday I went for a workout (with my trainer) after work. It was killer...as usual. However, I wasn't with my A game and therefore I didn't perform some of the exercises properly. With that said, I definitely paid the price the next day. I had seriously strained the muscles in my back that line up next to your spine. Was in real discomfort...but was determined to do a kick boxing class on Saturday morning. BAD IDEA!!!! I managed to get through the class fine...but as soon as I stopped moving, it was all over. I couldn't move at all and was in real agony. Had to get an emergency massage. That only brought me back to 60% functionality. POOH! I was very committed to fulfilling the rest of the day's agenda which was to go to a family friend's dinner party and then visit with my dearest gf in Toronto.

After my massage...I went back to my parent's place to hang out and do some work. I did do some work. I did relax and shoot the shit with my mom. I had this urge to have a glass of milk. Side note; I am lactose intolerant. Once in awhile I get a craving for milk and cookies...lol! This happens about once a year. Saturday was my day. LOL!! I know better than to do this....but when you want something...you tend to forget or ignore the reprecussions. Well....let me say this. I remember quite clearly now....why I am to never drink milk again! After hanging out with my mom, I had to go home to get ready for the dinner party. I get up off the couch, get to my car, start driving and light up a smoke. I couldn't even finish the smoke because I had to concentrate on not shitting my pants....literally speaking! I knew I was in trouble right away....when I had white knuckles from holding onto the steering wheel with such anxiety...lol! I pulled up to my house. I sat in my car thinking; it is going to be bad no matter what. I can sit here...in the hopes that things will pass or be honest with myself and come to terms with the reality that I am going to shit my pants on the way into the house. Well folks...at least I was home!!! As much as it was a bad scene...I am so thankful that my roommate wasn't home...LMAO!!!!!

I am sure that all of you have been in this situation at one point, either from major alcohol consumption or from eating hot/spicey foods...either way....I know you know what I mean!

With that said; there are no excuses for going through what I went through this weekend! I could have totally prevented all of the painful and agonizing moments but of course...we can't always be smart and conscientious. LOL!!!!

Celebrating my 50th post......

Can you believe it? I can't!!! Wow...it feels like just yesterday that I started writing. I tell ya....I really didn't think I would have been up for maintaining this however...I have fallen totally in love with writing this thing.

I wanted to thank all of you for a) reading it, b) inspiring me to write and continue writing it and c) for giving me things to write about. I wouldn't have much to say if it weren't for you.

So it's Friday!!!! YAY!!!
Going to take'er easy this weekend. Hanging out with the family tonight, tomorrow and Sunday will be all about reading my text book for the real estate program plus a workout then having din din with the fam at a family friend's house...then it's off to Toronto to party and boogie with one of my dearest girlfriends. Watch out Toronto....Paula's on a mission. LOL!!! What is the mission you ask?

1. Dance....till I can't walk anymore
2. Maybe meet a cool dude

Wish me luck folks!!! Catch you on the flip side.
Chau xo P

Confessions!

Good morning to all!

It is sunny out. This is wonderful! LOL

I am a little bit slow in the morning; slow to maneuver, slow to notice and observe, slow to do mostly anything until I get my morning coffee. I woke up and didn't notice or feel any pain. I managed to get dressed and still didn't notice anything. It wasn't until I sat on the toilet that I realized that I can't really sit on the toilet because of the MAJOR pain in my ass and legs. I can't believe that the pain is so intense 2 days after my workout. Just to be clear...that pain that I am in.....is from my workout. I continue to get ready. I get in my car....with a struggle. I get to my mom's to drop off my puppy. That was a bit of a struggle. The real struggle was when I stopped at the coffee shop to get my coffee. I had to walk about 60 feet or so. I wish someone was filming it. I waddled like I had a pickle up my ass. LOL!!! Thoroughly embarrassed....but there really isn't anything I can do about that!

I thought I would open up with that one...to obscure the reality of the following confession;

I am addicted to Jersey Shore! Yes.....yes I am! I am sorry! I remember, not too long ago, how I shafted that show while in the presence of anyone and everyone who watched it. I would shake my head and utter obscenities at them for even suggesting that that show had any substance whatsoever. Well....how the tables have turned. I remember watching one episode, a newer one...and thinking.....BRUTAL!!! Then...I watched another one...and actually got into it. That was when it was all over for me. Since then, when ever I am with a few minutes to spare...online....I will watch it on MTV. I have conquered all of season one and am at episode 11 of season 2. I LOVE IT!!!!! I love it so much that I actually day dream about being on the show....lmao!!!!! I also day dream about having a Canadian version of that show. Can you imagine? Oy!!!!

Peace out!

Just breathe!

For starters.....I AM SICK OF THIS WEATHER!!!!!! WTF????

Secondly....what is it about this weather that makes everyone ridiculous on the roads? Took me double the time to get to work this morning....GRRRR!!!!

Thirdly, I had my desk overtaken by an employee...and now I have to use another desk that exposes EVERYTHING that I do. This probably is the worst part of this day. Officially irritated and its only 9am.

On a lighter note; had my workout with my trainer yesterday...was almost going to miss it because of an accident on the 427. Seeing as I am on edge already today...I am not going to give you my 2 cents worth on car accidents. I did actually put a call through to my trainer telling her I wouldn't be able to make it. There I am sitting in my car....having a freak out attack that I was going to miss my workout. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw that the passengers in the car behind me were laughing hysterically at my demise. I quickly realized that it was kind of comical...the whole situation. I did some deep breathing and mellowed out a bit. Managed to sit tight through the traffic until it cleared up and then I put the petal to the metal in the hopes that I could still make my appointment.

I immediately called up my trainer and said..." I will be there in 10 minutes". At the point of my call, I was at Dundas and Hwy 427. I had to go to Lakeshore and Winston Churchill. LOL!!! Needless to say, I literally did put the petal to the metal. And....being the ever so punctual person that I am...I absolutely made in 10 minutes.

Had a sensational workout. Was hoping to do some boxing but got to do some new stuff....super super intense and hardcore. I think  my trainer was trying to suck all of the energy from me in 50 minutes.

Today? SORE!!!! But lovin in!

Te Queiro Chorizo!!!!

I have decided to write about the most important and most incredible element to my life for the past 2 years come March 31st (his birthday). That is....my little man Chorizo! We all know him as Choochoo....but I am sure most of you didn't know his full name. And for those of you who don't know his full name and what it means.....it means Sausage in Spanish. I found it fitting seeing as he is a wiener dog.

I have been having many conversations with other Dachshund owners that have gotten their puppies from the breeder that Chorizo came from. You know what Jeep owners say about owning their jeeps?  'Its a Jeep thing'!! And you know how they all wave to each other on the streets? Well.....us Dachshund owners....we have our own club. We have our own festivals, we have our own parades and our own reunions . Yes....its true!

Owning one of these fascinating and utterly brilliant dogs is a calling and is a privilege. Chorizo's breeder is a VERY special woman and she has truly defined breeder excellence...at least in my books. I am sure all of her puppy owners would say the same.

Everyday with my little guy is a day that I am thankful for. He melts my heart 1000 times a day. He is my totem animal; "Dog: noble, loyal, teaching...

"Dog was the servant/soldier that guarded the tribe's dwellings and protected them from surprise attacks. Dog helped during the hunting¹s and provided warmth in winter. It is a symbol of loyalty, unconditional love, protection and service. Its Medicine incorporates the loving kindness of the best friend and the protective energy of the guardian. If your Power Animal is Dog, your devotion towards your family and friends is infinite. You get great satisfaction from rendering service to others, offering your hand to a friend in need. A kind word, a caress, an act of kindness mean much more to you than material things. However, there is a risk of coming too close to the other side: allowing people to take advantage of you because of your gentle nature. Dog reminds you that your loyalty should always be to yourself, to your own truth. He reminds you that by respecting and valuing yourself you can truly render a service to those who honor what you can give them"

Do you know what your totem animal is?

Ouch!!!!!

Happy Monday friends and family. For those of you coming back from March Break.....welcome back.

Although I feel and look relatively normal today...yesterday I couldn't say the same. Saturday night was incredible. I haven't partied like that in over 5 years. Let me back things up.

As you know Thursday I went out but was ever so tame. Friday night....had a very relaxing night and I think I was in bed by 10:30pm. Saturday did a bunch of running around and a workout. Was feeling totally energized and ready for a great night.

My sister was hosting a dinner party with a few very dear and close friends of hers and since I am very close with my sister, I can say that these people are close to me as well. The night started with Pink Champagne...mmmmmmm!!! So wonderful and delicious, but like the lady who brought it says; don't drink it on an empty stomach. Ha!!! I understand what she meant by that  now. I proceed to move on into the evening with white wine. We had a fabulous dinner followed by rum balls and macaroons and then wine wine and more wine.

Do you know what it is to be having so much fun, totally oblivious to time? I swear, by the time anyone one of us looked at the clock...it was 4am!!!! So crazy!!!!! We were all totally immersed in our conversations with each other it was special. My sister has a friend who she's known since high school. I had met him a few times. Interesting person. I say interesting because he has an interesting career. He is an opera singer. Sort of mind blowing. He is sort of mind blowing. Naturally I was discussing with him my future singing career...lol! He had a lot of inspiring and awesome words of wisdom to share with me. No matter how hammered I was, I remember our conversation vividly...along with his million dollar smile!

Then yesterday....was all bad!! So so so hung over!!! My roommate and I spent most of the day on the couch. We ordered Thai and watched movies. It really was an awesome day despite the hangover. Quality time with the roomie is always good times.

xo P

TGIF!!!!!

How is everyone feeling today?

Me? Doing great! It's Friday..........YAY!!!!!

I am sure most of you are battling a hangover. I feel for you! I made myself a promise early in the day yesterday; I have to be home by midnight...no matter what! This meant, that I really couldn't drink a lot because I had to drive home. This also meant that my drinking had to stop at 10pm so that I could move onto water be A OK should I pass through a RIDE program. To my surprise....I was heading to Mississauga from downtown at 11:30pm and there were no RIDE programs. Interesting! I thought for sure there would be many considering the amount of drinking that was going on.

My mom had this to say to me this morning in reference to there being no RIDE programs last night; I have a MASSIVE horse shoe up my ass....and that is why my ass is so big!!!! Can you believe it? OMG!!!!! Thanx Mom!

My weekend is looking to be relatively mellow. Thank goodness. Very much need some quiet time. I hope all of you have a fabulous couple days off.

Peace, love and rock n roll!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!

I started my day with a super quick commute to work. To not have to deal with traffic....always makes me happy however it also makes me wicked early for work. I have already done half of my morning duties and its only 8:45am. OMB.....what the hell am I going to do with the rest of the morning? LOL Just kidding....got lots to do....wink wink!!!

I have to meet up with a dear friend and business affiliate after work to discuss a side project that I am working on. If it turns out, this could blow up to a full fledged business...very exciting people! Once I am finished with that meeting....I am off to meet up with my Toronto team at a bar for some din din and green beer....although I don't drink beer. I wonder.....is there such a thing as green wine? I would imagine you could only make white wine green. Seeing as that is all I drink anyway....you think I can get my wine infused with some green colouring? Come to think of it....I don't think I want that. LOL

Well friends and family, here is me wishing you all a wonderful day. Party hard....and be safe!!!!!

Till tomorrow folks! xo

What can I say?!

Happy Hump Day People!!!

This is usually the day where I talk about my post workout pain....so I will only mention one thing. My left ass cheek or my left gluteus maximus is strained. Hard to walk....but....I can suck it up! I am sitting here at my desk...and I can literally feel my left ass muscle. WEIRD!!!

I have been waiting patiently to see the movie 127 hours. Saw it last night with my roommate. We watched it at home on my fabulous 40" flat screen...surrounded by little creatures; 2 cats and 2 dogs to be exact. We were all snuggled in. I think James Franco is a genius. My goodness....he should have totally won the Oscar for that movie. Blew my mind. What also blows my mind....is the knowledge that there really are people who hike the canyons....just like the character from the movie did. ARE THEY INSANE?

Here is my thought; I know a bunch of snow boarders that like to do the unknown. They go to places that no one has gone to before or shouldn't go to. BUT because they are relatively smart...they carry beacons with them. As a sailor, my life rafts have beacons attached to them, I have life preserves with beacons on them, the ship has a beacon. I mean common folks....if you want to be an extreme anything.....be friggin prepared. It totally upsets me that this guy went through all that....could have died....all because he didn't think of the possibility that something could go wrong. Not cool man....not cool! There is nothing wrong with be overly prepared or being pro-active about the possibilities of what could go wrong.

Anyhow....I loved the movie. I loved James Franco in it. I really really do want to go and see the Grand Canyon. Anyone care to join me for that adventure?  Here is a pic of the real dude.....

Shut the front door! A.K.A. Shut the fuck up!

Forgive me folks.....it is an exceptionally gorgeous day out today and I am in good spirits however I am dealing with a household problem that has managed to get my blood boiling.

So....our washer is connected to a large sink in our basement. It is my guess that the water from the washer gets purged into the sink to drain. Well.....the sink aint drainin folks! In fact....the water is pouring over the sink and flooding our basement. BAD NEWS!!!!

I have spent so much time with our friggin down spout outside....trying my best to make sure that NO WATER gets close to the house so as to eliminate any chances for flooding...and this is what happens?!

I refuse...emphatically!!! I call up my landlord, a sweet 85 year old man who can barely hear or see. His daughter is his eyes and ears and driver, lol and she happens to be out of town. We have a few discussions about what to do. Initially we said that I would seek out a plumber and pay for it with the expectation of being reimbursed. So, there I am googling a company that can help me out. I make a few calls and discover that not only can I NOT get a quote on the phone but that I have to pay right on the spot upon completion of the job.

My thoughts are; what if this job costs $300 or more? I don't have that available on the spot. Who are these people? Who do you think I am? Donald friggin Trump? I think not my friends! As I can feel the agitation growing in my gut, I have a pow wow with my mom. She suggests calling back my landlord, telling him to call a plumber and pay the company by credit card. GREAT IDEA! So I call my landlord back and make that suggestion. He tells me he doesn't have a credit card. LMAO! Wonderful!

What you should know is this; my landlord hired a realtor to find a lessee and manage the house to a certain degree. So, it was a unanimous decision to call her, get her to pay for it on his behalf and that way we can get the job done now without putting myself or my roommate out on the streets....so to speak!

This is where we are now! Waiting patiently for the next move! What a day! I guess it could be worse. It could be a toilet problem. Thinking about Jersey Shore with their toilet problems. Who tries to flush a wife beater? SERIOUSLY!!!!

Have a great day people! xo

From cockrings and booty calls to flooding and Jefferys!

Good morning people! Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend....I know I did!!! LOL

My weekend starts with some girly time with my roommate and another dear friend. We shot the shit for a couple hours before venturing out to a birthday celebration at a strip club for women....as previously mentioned on Friday's blog. I have been to male strip clubs a couple of times....and I have always enjoyed my time there. Although I might seem like someone that would actually be sexually stimulated by this kind of man (stripper)....I have to tell you....that I absolutely don't find it as a turn on....but rather incredibly comical. I was in tears of laughter. I actually felt bad that I was laughing so hard. My gf and I arrived and we were the first ones there of the party group...and one of the first ones there period. This guy 'Fernando' comes on stage...sort of cute....but fabulous body....pulls me up on stage and gives me a lap dance. Now...I have to tell you....that as uncomfortable as I was....I simply couldn't get over the fact that this man had skin like silk...OMG!!! I had to caress his fabulous body...LMAO!!!! 

The rest of the team arrives and we laughed it up for the next few hours. There was this one funny coloured man named 'Colorado' (LOL) and he definitely left an impression in my head....he was flailing his penis around....so not hot at all....but terribly funny. Then there was this knock out Asian guy....who pretended he was a Chinese food delivery guy that got up on stage and got naked. This guy....was HOT!!!!! I would have gone there! LOL I understand the purpose for cock rings....but man....it really is a turn off to have to see them. YUCK!!!!

Saturday night had drinks at my sister's with a few of her friends. There aren't too many occasions where I am not getting hammered and will watch the people around me get annihilated. I could honestly see these ladies falling further and further into the rabbit hole. My poor brothers in law eventually ran away due to the kind of commentary that was coming from our mouths. What a sight! It started out pleasant and polite...then after about 5 bottles of wine....well.....you get the idea!! LOL

Sunday......oh Sunday! Isn't Sunday meant to be the official day of rest? I can't say that my Sunday wasn't relaxing. It was! However....it was my day to do laundry....and I managed to get one load done before the washer decided to fail on me. Not really sure how this is supposed to work....but as I see it....the water from the washer somehow makes it way into a big sink that is sitting right next to it. I would imagine that that water is supposed to drain. Well....not in my case...and not on this day. I am on the couch...relaxing with my little turd of a dog (LOL) and I hear some funny business going on downstairs. I go to check it out....and to my surprise...there's friggin water EVERYWHERE !!! FUCK!!! This is no good!!! Watch out landlord....cause here I come!!!! Later on that day....I am watching 'Get him to the Greek'....and there is one scene in particular that kills me every time I watch it....and that is when Jonas, Russell, P.Diddy and the guy who plays Russells dad are all jacked on whatever is in that thing that looks like a doobie and is called a 'Jeffery'. LMAO...almost peeing my pants thinking about it.

I told my roommate....we are decorating the guest bedroom with furry walls. DONE AND DONE!!!!

Can't see straight.....

Why is it that after a night of drinking...you most certainly always feel like ass the next day and you might even still be drunk? I don't understand the physics of it. I did go to bed. I did sleep. I did snack before sleeping. How is it that I am still intoxicated? How is it that I feel like I have just been drinking for 10 hours straight? I am sure I didn't drink that much....but let's reflect and discover, shall we?

I had 2 glasses of wine and a shot of goldschlager to start the evening. Then I went to the bar and had 5 gin/tonics and probably 4 shots of Southern Comfort. This was all in a span of 5 hours. Does that seem like much? I don't think so!!! The fact that I don't think that my alcohol consumption is somewhat drastic...does that say something?

So....today is FRIDAY.....YAY!!!!!! Lovin it! When I am done work....I am going home to my brilliant bed for a brilliant nap before my brilliant evening's events take place. Guess what I am doing tonight folks?

LMAO....going to see some naked man bodies!!!! Yup....going to a male strip club for a birthday. LMAO
Forgive me......but who plans to celebrate their birthday at a strip club? Please note; this is a woman who wants to see naked men wearing cock rings. Don't get me wrong....I can dig it. Just curious is all. If it goes well....LMAO.....I could very well be planning my birthday to be held at a strip club for ladies.

LMAO.....I can't stop laughing....I tried to google an image of sorts regarding male strippers. I think I was looking for something animated or comical....naturally....you can't search anything relating to that....at least images. I then googled male strippers for content. I came across a couple websites for a establishments; found some images there....I have no words.

Alright folks....I am tapping out here.

Have a fabulous weekend! Much love....peace out! xo

Fascinating!!!! Seriously.....I am fascinated!

Who knew communication could be so so so important and yet so so so lacking in most relationships, whether it be bf/gf or friend relations. I don't understand this. I honestly thought I was really great at communicating my thoughts and feelings and I also thought I was approachable and easy to talk to. I really did. I think it depends on the situation. I think I am great at communicating here and with my family and close friends...and with people who don't trigger my freaky nature.

Let me expand.

I got to see just how bad things can get when people don't talk. I got to see how wrong I was about my perceptions, interpretations, actions and reactions. It totally freaked me out man! How could I have been so wrong? I don't get it. Non-the-less....I was shown last night. It was a bit of a surreal experience. For every occasion that created a rift....there was a logical explanation for my reaction as well as the other person's. It's amazing how different the sentiment was between this person and myself. How I took something was 100% different than how that person took it. Naturally this is going to happen but when a problem ensues...things need to be dealt with accordingly. Well...in this particular situation....it festered until we both hit our breaking point.

On the one hand; I say it takes a small crisis to bring about all of the feelings/issues/problems that need to be said and dealt with....on the other hand I think that the whole point of great communication is to be able to deal with each instance on the spot...as it happens or even better; that with great communication....these issues wouldn't even arise.

How about that for an end-of-the-week revelation?!!! LOL

The final outcome of the discussion last night has yet to be determined. A major change will happen, whether it is by making changes within our own behaviors or by a drastic change that removes one of us from the scene altogether. Either way...I can see the light.

I am thankful for this learning process....as sad as the path was that brought me here. I am thankful that I had the chance to get out of my own head and into this person's thoughts. I am thankful for the opportunity to grow as a person and as a friend. I guess the question is....what happens now?!!! We'll see folks!

Not just a maneater....

Hello there folks....happy hump day! I am feeling in better spirits today. I had a kick ass session with my trainer yesterday. I did some boxing....and you know how I feel about boxing, don't you? LOL

I have a mission for each session; break more capillaries (between my knuckles) than the last time. I know that sounds horrible but for me...it is evidence that I am hitting harder, which makes me happy! I will say for the record that I do wear gloves. This is a legit environment...lol!

So, I have a story.....

Last Friday I blogged about "Jersey Shore Thursdays". I failed to mention the events post-show...upon departure. I was the DD. At this point in the evening there were 3 of us. I was taking home one of my dearest friends and a friend of hers. We were leaving another one of her friend's apartment and we happened to be discussing my boxing. I am talking about how much I love it and that I have never hit anyone...but would very much like to....one day of course! I am not quite sure what happened or how it happened but...my drunk friend called me on it....she told me to punch her.

I have to interject here; this friend of mine is a woman built like a brick shit house. Tough as nails! She can handle it! LOL

We discussed that I would punch her in the side because that was what I felt was my best punch (I think its called a side hook). So there I am facing her, she raises her arms....to give me more space...lol!!! I give her one punch to her left side. It felt amazing...and she was in shock. We both underestimated my skills. After a minute or two of feeling things out....she says....hit me again....on the other side. Naturally, I was friggin jazzed....so I did, punched her again this time on the other side. We all laughed! I did feel genuinely bad....but it was masked by my utter excitement. It is incredible to know that I have the strength that I always wanted to have. After a few minutes of talking about my power.....lol.....she asked for it again!!! Can we say trooper? Bless her beautiful soul.

I asked her....are you sure? "Man....its a great thing you are hammered. You know...you will feel this tomorrow". She said; BRING IT!!! How can I turn that down folks? Common now! So....this time, I am determined to make it good...lol! I go for the left side and then immediately for the right side. My thought was...just get it over with!!! LMAO

I spoke with her the next day and she did say she was sore....there was some slight bruising. Good times!!!

This one is for you Lady.....you know who you are!!! Thank you for that opportunity and for taking it like the champ that you are!!! Luvs xoxoxox

Oy.....

I am seeing my personal trainer today...and I am going to request that we do boxing for the full hour!!!

I have some major major disappointment and frustration today. I know why I didn't sleep well last night.

For once...I don't know what to write today. On the one hand...I want to vent and share everything about a particular person...but for some reason I am feeling like there is something holding me back. Don't have a friggin clue what it is...but...my gut is saying....No....don't do that!

Then...I really want to share some exciting news....but there is definitely a block on that.

I was supposed to get a tattoo last night....however a wave of maturity and responsibility came over me and I had to take the high road. It just wasn't in the financial cards....at least not right now. Maybe my birthday? LOL.....hint hint!!!

I had a visit from a dear dear friend last night....so great to see him. It seems that both of us are in a serious funk when it comes to dating and relationships. I would have to say that mine is way more in depth than his. He has only been single for 10 months....out of his whole dating life. Please....I got 2 years on this guy. No sympathy on my end.....sorry darling! LOL  Its great to know that I am not alone however. We can pout about it together. Come by anytime sunshine....lmao!

Just thinking out loud....I wonder how many dudes that I have dated in the past....still read my blog. If there was a way to find out....I would find out! Hmmmmm!!!!

To be or not to be.....me!

Its really hard not to develop this complex about being me. On the one hand I am confident in my ways and who I am...but on the other hand, I feel like I might have a problem. Why? I can't seem to maintain any relations with a man.
Granted...everything else in my life is fabulous. My career is underway and thriving, I have my health, my social life is...well....not lacking and yet....its as if the gods are saying "you can't have it all"! That could be one train of thought. Another train of thought could be that I have to learn to be patient and keep going about my business, the man will follow. Hmmmmm......either way this complex of mine is manifesting as time goes on and as each man that I date boogies. This sucks! LOL

I am wondering....is there any man out there that is going to be able to handle me? I have to believe there will be. I know many woman that are way more wild, way crazier, as confident, better educated and they have found their matches. I don't get it! I am not getting any younger....which is totally fine. I guess what I am trying to say with that comment is...am I only going to find my match when I am 40? Cause it feels like that is they way its going.

I feel like one of those characters from the movies....the one that is perpetually single....or as the world would say....terminally single. EKKKKK!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I know this woman....who has found her match...thankfully. She was all over the map trying to find this man. She tried everything from online dating to speed dating to friend hook ups to random encounters and nothing, absolutely nothing! Then....out of the blue here comes her man in shining armour.....so to speak. She was 32 when she met him and is now married with a house and trying for children.

If I have to wait another couple years....that would totally suck....but as long as after that my own personal dark horse in the running catches my eye and me....I wouldn't complain another day.

Oh ya baby.....feel it!

Finally....had a brilliant sleep! Its about friggin time. I did have to make some conscious changes to my habits. For instance; no falling asleep with the t.v. or lamp on. I have to go to sleep exhausted...and I have to move the little nugget (my dog) to the other side of the bed. Of course he makes his way over to me in little time....but at least I get to fall asleep with some space. Man...I love that little turd! LOL

TGIF!!!! So need to sleep in tomorrow morning. The one pet peeve I have about the work week...is waking up to my alarm clock. YUK!

So last night, I participated in a ritual event for Thursdays that my friend invited me to. It's called Jersey Shore Thursdays. Now...I only participated because I thought that the ambiance at this function would be a blast...and it was! I did however get caught up in the show....OMB!!! I want to beat up Snooki. She reminds me of a little brown mouse. I could be harsh and say rat....but I am in a good mood today and I have my rage at bay. The rest of them...meh....whateves. Aside from being totally uneducated and ignorant....they do seem quite pleasant and fun. I might just want to join in on Jersey Shore Thursdays on the regular. Maybe!

I think I should have my own show....titled after my blog...lol!!! I think it would be a hit. Don't you? LMAO

Bejesus!!!!

I happen to use this term frequently. I know how I was trying to use it....I didn't realize that it is an actual word. Apparently it is....
Used for emphasis, similar to crap, shit or wits; Expressing surprise, annoyance, dismay, or anger

With that said.....HOLY BEJESUS people! LMAO

Lots of things happening lately:
1) Signed up for the second part of my real estate program. Almost shitting my pants due to excitment and partly do to pain from the amount of money spent on taking this program.

2) Getting my tattoo on Monday....again....shitting my pants of excitement! Mom....please try to not freak out. You knew this was going to happen. LOL

3) Have my first Eharmony date on Tuesday....I am super jazzed. I keep my fingers crossed for this one. LOL

4) So many great events are coming up starting this weekend and it continues into mid April.

5) On the verge of booking our cottage rental for May 2-4. Its a stunner....going to be wicked fun! Better than last year...lol! Why? Cause we'll have 2 dogs in the house.

I think that's about it folks....for now! Tomorrow is Friday....so wonderful! I have plans to catch up with one of my ex co-workers from 2 years ago. Haven't seen her in 2 years....it will be so great to see her.

Hoping everyone has a fabulous day! xo

Here we go again!

I know I told all of you that I was no longer on Plenty of Fish and this is still the case. I have simply changed platforms and have now moved to Eharmony. Yes, that's right! I did!

With 8 million users....you would think that my odds are greater than they were with POF. Am I wrong? Let's hope not! So, I officially signed up on Monday and since then have had conversations with one dude in particular. SO FUN! He's doesn't represent my usual pedigree....thankfully! I have made a promise to myself to change my ways with regards to manhunting. LMAO I have to! There is no doubt that I was going for the wrong dudes. Well....no more.....no more I tell you!

I am taking charge (as usual) and I am going to find Mr. Right....or at least Mr. Rightnow! LOL Whatever the case may be....Eharmony promises to yield better results than POF ever did. I am so holding them to this!

So, last night was my first night with my new bed and pillows. Hmmmmmm!!!! I still did some major tossing and turning last night. I am in love with my pillows and bed....I am guessing I just need to get used to it or accept the reality that maybe it isn't about my bed at all. Maybe I have a subconscious issue. Maybe....I have something festering in my mind or maybe....its because my roommate heats our house as if it were -20 out there. FUCK!!!!!! LOL

Happy Hump Day everyone! xo

Need to kick some ass....any volunteers? LOL

Feeling a little on edge today folks. I think the first time I looked at the clock this morning was at 3am. Since then...did a lot of tossing and turning. Was going back and forth between my dream about riding a fabricated mini low rider motorcycle and getting my new bed.

In my dream, my cousin had made this crazy motorcycle that looked like a banana bike but with a motor. It was so cool (in my dream) that I wanted it all for myself. I did a lot of riding around on it....so fun. I think at one point I even rode it into my bedroom which had been dismantled in a way. No bed, no bed frame and my closet had grown into a walk in closet that led to this hidden room which the actress Amanda Seyfried came out of! LOL

Needless to say....I am so ready for this new bed which arrives this evening. I think I get a gray hair a night sleeping with the piece of shit bed that I have now. I can't believe I have put up with it for 7 years. WTF?!!!

I am also slightly irritated by a couple other events that have gone by in the last couple days. One of them being that I am still being tormented by my ex roommates. It is never as easy as just partying ways, is it?! When you have negative elements in your life....it takes a LONG TIME to get rid of them. Man....so frustrating! Another person decided to once again renege on their word...and this is getting stale. Wouldn't you learn the first time...that that particular choice in path didn't work the first time or second time and now again for a third time? I mean common.....let's be pro-active about this.

I am sure you get a sense of my emotional stance today....which means that I will have to do some serious boxing with my trainer to let it all out. I can feel the kink in my neck getting more sore by the minute. I am hopeful that things will be different by this afternoon evening....when I get my bed and have kicked some ass. Good times! xo