I would like to think that I am an intelligent woman who has some sense of reality. I would like to think that even in my most silliest of moments, I can break free from my own thoughts. Ha!!! Not today. Not since Saturday.
I have a friend who got into stripping. He was working hard at getting into shape for months before he got the job. I have known him for years but...he happens to live kitty corner to the bar I work at and thus...I see him most while at the bar. He would come in after his workouts for a bite and a drink. He would tell me of his progress and his ideas for his image when working at the club. I would give him my advice...we would brainstorm. Good times! I was proud to hear that he was a hit and had became relatively successful with his new part-time career. He had been working for a couple months and always put out the invitation for me to go and visit him at the club. For some reason...I was always unable to go until this past weekend. I did go to see my friend strip. LOL! It was only slightly odd to see him in this capacity. He is a looker. LOL!!! Now....where the real story lies is with this other stripper; Victor, the Russian. LMAO!!! This guy is Toronto's version of Channing Tatum. Oh yes!!! Aside from being totally hot; blond, blue eyed, tall, fit as a fiddle and just so gorgeous...the guy can dance. I have ALWAYS had a weak spot for men that can boogie. Victor was the only guy who danced like this at the club. He blew my mind. I was hooked. Still am!
So the story continues...I was there with a bff who has a man so she was enjoying herself from a different perspective as I was. We both were sitting in our seats laughing, pointing at things (wink wink) and having a blast. It is really quiet exceptional to see how other women react...and men. Yup! There were men there too. Fascinating. It is actually a men's club that let's women in at certain times on certain nights. Anywho....I could NOT stop thinking about my Russian hottie and of course....he came to my table and asked me if I wanted a lap dance. My first, second and third reactions were NO! I couldn't handle that. He obviously could tell that I would be easy to convince cause all it took was one more try....lmao! He came again....and I caved. So there we go...off to a private room for a lap dance. OMG!!!! I am speechless. First of all....this was my first time EVER getting a lap dance from a man at a strip club. I was totally uncomfortable. I mean....what the hell do you do? I thought that they just get naked and dance for you. I was wrong! LOL Apparently this is your opportunity to put your hands on them....anywhere you want to. Once again....totally unprepared for this and trust me when I say....I was blushing and sort of hysterical. He tried to ease my freakiness....and it sort of worked. Just reflecting...it was TOTALLY INSANE! I could hear moaning in the next room from us and this was just way beyond my comfort zone. I had to do mental deep breaths.
We were the for 3 or 4 songs which goes for $20 a song. I only paid for one.
Then I go back to my seat and have another drink with my girl and continue to have a blast. Then my Russian hottie gets back up on the stage for another show...and once again he comes to get me for a lap dance. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! This time; 10 songs later for the price of one....I had to excuse myself. LMAO!
I think I am in love!!!!! EEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
xo P
