From cockrings and booty calls to flooding and Jefferys!

Good morning people! Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend....I know I did!!! LOL

My weekend starts with some girly time with my roommate and another dear friend. We shot the shit for a couple hours before venturing out to a birthday celebration at a strip club for women....as previously mentioned on Friday's blog. I have been to male strip clubs a couple of times....and I have always enjoyed my time there. Although I might seem like someone that would actually be sexually stimulated by this kind of man (stripper)....I have to tell you....that I absolutely don't find it as a turn on....but rather incredibly comical. I was in tears of laughter. I actually felt bad that I was laughing so hard. My gf and I arrived and we were the first ones there of the party group...and one of the first ones there period. This guy 'Fernando' comes on stage...sort of cute....but fabulous body....pulls me up on stage and gives me a lap dance. Now...I have to tell you....that as uncomfortable as I was....I simply couldn't get over the fact that this man had skin like silk...OMG!!! I had to caress his fabulous body...LMAO!!!! 

The rest of the team arrives and we laughed it up for the next few hours. There was this one funny coloured man named 'Colorado' (LOL) and he definitely left an impression in my head....he was flailing his penis around....so not hot at all....but terribly funny. Then there was this knock out Asian guy....who pretended he was a Chinese food delivery guy that got up on stage and got naked. This guy....was HOT!!!!! I would have gone there! LOL I understand the purpose for cock rings....but man....it really is a turn off to have to see them. YUCK!!!!

Saturday night had drinks at my sister's with a few of her friends. There aren't too many occasions where I am not getting hammered and will watch the people around me get annihilated. I could honestly see these ladies falling further and further into the rabbit hole. My poor brothers in law eventually ran away due to the kind of commentary that was coming from our mouths. What a sight! It started out pleasant and polite...then after about 5 bottles of wine....well.....you get the idea!! LOL

Sunday......oh Sunday! Isn't Sunday meant to be the official day of rest? I can't say that my Sunday wasn't relaxing. It was! However....it was my day to do laundry....and I managed to get one load done before the washer decided to fail on me. Not really sure how this is supposed to work....but as I see it....the water from the washer somehow makes it way into a big sink that is sitting right next to it. I would imagine that that water is supposed to drain. Well....not in my case...and not on this day. I am on the couch...relaxing with my little turd of a dog (LOL) and I hear some funny business going on downstairs. I go to check it out....and to my surprise...there's friggin water EVERYWHERE !!! FUCK!!! This is no good!!! Watch out landlord....cause here I come!!!! Later on that day....I am watching 'Get him to the Greek'....and there is one scene in particular that kills me every time I watch it....and that is when Jonas, Russell, P.Diddy and the guy who plays Russells dad are all jacked on whatever is in that thing that looks like a doobie and is called a 'Jeffery'. LMAO...almost peeing my pants thinking about it.

I told my roommate....we are decorating the guest bedroom with furry walls. DONE AND DONE!!!!