Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Uggghhhh.....why do I torture myself????? MASOCHIST!!!

So...I had a couple errands to do today. Both of them were relatively close to each other and by that I mean...neighbouring cities; Woodbridge and west Toronto...lol!

Seeing as I had a very small breakfast before my first appointment, I was starving on my way to the next appointment. Now; I usually try to find an appropriate drive by food concession....but this time I was totally out of time and had to haul ass....which meant I had to go with convenience; McDonald's!!! UGGGHHHHHH!!!!! I know it is poison to my body....I absolutely know this! GRRRR!!!

So I am munching on nuggets and heading to my next appointment. Was there for about 20 minutes before leaving to get home in time for a nap. Ha!!! I was told of a super quick way to conquer the city and naturally I took it. Ha again! I was told that it would take me only a few minutes to get to the highway and in actuality it took me 30 minutes. Then...I discovered I couldn't even get on the highway which meant I would be driving inner city streets bombarded with construction. BRUTAL!!! I finally reach the 427 and feel an very odd pain in my gut. Odd in the sense that it is NOT normal but not that scary because I have endured it before....once! LOL There is traffic but it is moving so I stay calm and collected. I now am at QEW and have figured out that things are getting bad...fast. I can  feel and hear gurgles in my gut....bad sign! Its getting bad and of course....bumper to bumper traffic. I am white fisting it and squeezing my entire body in the hopes that I don't lose control. LMAO!!! I think I had my angels with me cause they were guiding me through pretty well. I made up my mind to hit up a coffee joint that was on route to my house. I really really didn't want to go there because I suspected that if I even try to vacate the car....it will be a bad scene. So....I continue on to my house. I am in tears and my body is hating my guts but I persevere....had to! I finally made it home and into my house...safely and without any accidents. HEAVEN!!!

I think I have learned this lesson for the last time....NO MORE MCDONALDS.....EVER!!!!

xo P

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