Paula....the bouncer!

So I am not too sure what happens to some people over the holiday season, maybe they think they can be total hooligans or function with a complete lack of respect for humanity...no idea! Either way, I don't care. Their behavior is unacceptable. Over the past 3 weeks there have been 4 outbursts from customers at my bar. Each of those times I have had to get physical with these m***** f***ers! I am beyond tired of this behavior. If I tell you I am not serving you anymore and I want you to leave...the correct reaction would be to LEAVE!!! You do not fight the bartender. This is not the way to succeed at attaining your goals of either staying at the bar or getting another drink.

Last night was the last straw for me. I had 3 guys holding me back from beating the crap out of a 5'11 big guy. I did try to go to town on him. I managed to nail him in the balls but what I really wanted to do was punch him in the face. I was injured in the process of being held back. This just goes to show me how intent I was on getting this guy. I did tell my boss that I will not tolerate this anymore. In an attempt to appease me, my boss refrained from accepting the 15% that I have to tip him out at the end of each shift. Like that is going to shut me up? I think not!

I am a bit of a loss of what to do now. I can't tell you that I can keep my cool if yet another outburst occurs. I can't tell you that I will not be compelled to beat the shit out of the next person who defies my demands. Part of the reason why I am so angry is because my boss does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to deal with matters. So it is either I tolerate the bad behavior, let these horrible people act out and possibly hurt or destroy someone or the bar...OR I stand up and try to deal with these assholes and remove them from the premises. The latter tends to be my choice because I refuse to let these assholes take over and show me, my boss and the bar complete disrespect.

I know I know....you are probably saying "just call the cops". Well....my friends....I tried that. They don't come to my bar unless I need an ambulance or someone has a weapon. I am sure your next thought is for us to get a bouncer. Ha...I demanded that last year when I almost got stabbed and didn't get it then. I am surely not going to get it now when all I am dealing with are drunken assholes.

I don't get it! I had 5 months of peace and fabulousness. Why now? What is happening? Is it going to last? I have to stay there for at least another month. Uggggh!!!!! Universe....send me a sign please!!!!

xo P