So last night was pretty great. I worked till 3:30am and did alright with tips. Everyone was with decent behavior. Really no complaints....except....lol....there was this guy who's come in several times before. He never caused a raucous and I never thought he would be the type to bust out the gangsta act. Well this is just another example of my naivety and poor character judgement. This particular guy decided last night was going to be his 15 minutes of notoriety cause he went balls out. He decided to beat up one of my regulars...a super decent guy. There was a poor exchange with the request of a cigarette. It was a serious fight that took place outside so I don't have much detail about it. Once that episode concluded, my regular left and went home. He is ok!
This gangster wanna-be comes back to the bar acting out, yelling and talking so much shit, I really wanted to smack him across the face and shake him....tell him he is not in a movie. Instead, I did my best to get him out of the bar with the aid of my silly manager and some other patrons. This jack ass was super feisty and aggressive. Finally, he is outside and charging around the streets yelling like a maniac. He is maneuvering as if he has a gun in his pants....highly unlikely but still need to be cautious. I can see he wants to come back in and so I stand right in front of the door. I was hoping that he would have some decency and to back away. I was wrong! He charges at me full throttle and ends up punching me in the face. I realize that this sounds worse than it really was. He was aiming for my shoulders, I guess to shove me out of the way but some where in the mix, my arms crossed with his and as a result one of his hands/fists made it to my face and made impact with my mouth. I don't really understand the whole situation. My tooth felt like it was slightly out of place but only for a brief amount of time. I did bleed from my upper lip for like a second. For what seemed wicked harsh was actually really minor....in terms of outcome.
Please don't think that I think this is acceptable. I don't! I think my head is in a space where I am building up energy of some sort. The kind of energy where...once I have hit a a threshold...someone is going to feel it. These are my thoughts: if this guy comes in again...I am going to give him an ultimatum. If he wants to not be barred for life, he will let me punch him out. LMAO! I realize that sounds totally and utterly retarded...but uggghhhh I just want to punch this guy out without him punching back. If he says no...he can NEVER come back again. If he says yes...I will give him a right hook that will for sure send him to the hospital with a ruptured spleen. I am ok with this!
Last night I dreamed that I was totally finessed with my fighting skills. I dreamed that this guy was charging me...as he did and that I ducked and pulled a Matrix move that sent him flying back 6 feet. From there I jump on the guy with my knees digging into his upper arms and my elbow at his throat applying some pressure which makes him gag a little. Please...do try to imagine this because...it really was friggin awesome!!! LOL I tell him..."If you ever show me or my bar this kind of behavior again...you will wish that you had never come back!!!" Feeling appeased by the situation, I get up and let the little bugger go. This was a great dream! Do I think I could ever pull it off? I think I need to be challenged in the ring first. Learn how to fight a person rather than a bag. Agreed? LOL
Have a great weekend!! xo P
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